Dell CIO Moves to HP

CNET's article on the package that HP is giving to former Dell CIO (Chief Information Officer) has just a bit of wit to it.

Mott also gets $1 million from HP to relocate to the San Francisco Bay Area, which should buy him a nice cozy two-bedroom house in a fairly decent neighborhood.

Yup, for a million bucks, he'll just barely be able to afford the San Fran lifestyle. Why don't I live in San Fran?!?